Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Killjoy

What a weekend.... I'm still pissed off about it. It started out to be a great Saturday night. Hubby and I bought tickets to this cover band "The Molly Ringwaller". We decided to get dinner before we met our friends at the club. Finishing early and being an absolutely beautiful night, fresh crisp air with a hint of fall. We decided to take a walk to see the street band not far from where we were. Talking, laughing and people watching. Reminiscing about the past as we watched little children dancing in the street. It was so nice just to relax and enjoy each others company.

We got to the club early and quickly realized many of our acquaintances are in the VIP section. We socialize for a while waiting on our other friends. Of course we were invited to stay in the VIP section and received passes. However our other friends did not have them. So, we decided to float between the two areas. Being early in the night, around 9:00 PM. It was not crowned yet. Part of our group arrived. They are husband's golf pros from his golf club. After all the introductions. Husband starts to impress with buying cocktails and talking shop. As our other friends arrive about 20 minutes later, the fun begins.

I was totally and utterly insulted by my husband 5 minutes later. As you may have read... My other friends have perfect bodies and great fake breasts. My husband is obsessed with one of them. While he is introducing them to his golf pro buddies. He is whispering at the same time (I'm sure he said, this is the girl I was telling you about). Such class....

Of course my friends are dressed to the nines with low cut blouses, no bra, perfect, nipples straight ahead breasts.

I'm just standing there laughing and saying hello when out of the blue... My husband reaches over and grabs my breast with both hands and lifts them up in front of everyone. I was like... What the fuck! He just laughs and says, "What... Their my breast". I said, no their not and walked away. I grabbed my girlfriend in the VIP section to have a smoke with me. UGH!

I'm so pissed... They next day. Husband was like. What is wrong? When I told him he was like... Well, we spent $12,000 to fix them. They should look better. He was sorry and didn't mean anything by it. HA! Obviously he did... What does he think??????? I need to be his pretend trophy wife. Shoot! He better get himself one. I refuse to be that for him. I'm sure I could find my own trophy man... lol

Men are stupid!!!

M

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