You've got to be kidding me!!!!

Oh boy oh boy! Do I have a story to share... It's my husband's birthday. What do you get a man that has everything and wants nothing. Hmmmmmmmm I know! I'm gonna give him me... We had a shaky summer, an emotional one for me. So, I decide to do something I've never done in 17 years of marriage. Something to spice up our relationship.

A week of preparation... Shopped for the sexiest lingerie my body can handle. Bought some beautiful hooker heals from the "highest heal collections" at the Gentle Men's Club after my lap dance (that's another story). Stopped at the local sex shop to get some oils and things. Heeheehee Reserved a suite at the Embassy Suite's. Picked out some sexy music on Itunes, "Prince's Erotic City and Nikki". Made arrangements for the kids after school pick up. Good to go...

The morning of my husband's birthday, I asked him if I may take him for a birthday lunch. He said, yes and would call me after his morning meeting. Kids are all off to school, husband off to work and I was off to put the finishing touches on my memorable event. Packed my suitcase with all my finding, champagne, champagne glass, diet Pepsi, and water. Jumped in the truck and drove to the Godiva store. Picked up 4large Godiva chocolate covered strawberries (frappen $26.00) and then was on my way to the hotel. Checked in and the fun began...

I wanted everything to be perfect. I set the room up with my computer to play music. Put the champagne and diet Pepsi in the ice bucket on the sitting room table with the strawberries. Laid out the oil and things on the bed. Carefully dressed in my lingerie and hooker heals, I took a photo of my body from the shoulders to my thighs and sent it via email to my husband's phone. With the subject box saying, Happy Birthday Baby. Upon opening the email it read, Embassy Suite's Rm 310, Jessica (Husband's favorite name). Fun Right!!!!!!!! I was so excited when he responded, "Be right there". I could hardly wait for him to get there.

It doesn't get any better than that. You would think... Yep, it goes down hill from then on in... UGH~!


To be continued..... I need to go to bed. I'm falling asleep... I don't want to mess up on any details. You'll have to wait till tomorrow. Night Night!

M